thesockmonkeyrenegade: songswan: gyllenhall: how 2 b a hunter: an illustrated guide first u will need a t-shirt but nothing 2 fancy cause hunters r 2 hardcore for that then put on a plaid shirt actually just put on all the plaid shirts u own now grab the heaviest winter jacket u own and put it on (it is important to wear this at all times hunters r simply 2 cool 2 worry about...
So I used to be a martial artist
thetaylordetroye: thecolourfreedom: textuallyaroused: I started going to the dojo when I was in sixth grade. It was a very masculine environment; there weren’t a lot of other girls there but the male senseis who ran the place were great guys and they genuinely loved having female students because we were such a rarity. Now back in sixth grade I was tinier even than what I am now, and now...
lordofthebooties: lordofthebooties: omfg the cotton balls with the mustaches have got to be the funniest things ok not as funny
gale4z: turntechbasshead: revolutionarygirluterus: What if you used a Ouija board and the ghost answered all your questions with “Let me touch your butt” Paranormal Buttivity Me as a ghost.
an-airport: mixiekins: boxed-hobo: reizomahboy: gokillthehipster: skywardsango: shiorghra: angorathekid: So I made this for school. Because I could. Audio from here. fUCK I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF fear it SCREECH Oh my fucking god. This is amazing. Can you just… animate all of My Immortal? It would make it so much more bearable. please god yes more...
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spnfandoc: Although not much has really happened within the last week and a bit (except gaining another interview from the lovely Kristin) I still feel as though I should keep you all up to date. As it currently stands, there is roughly 2:30 hours’ worth of interview footage. This is an accumulation of several of the GISHWHES winners, several attendees of Asylum 8, Doug Inman (the master of...
A day with my period.
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's buttercups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
>sexy scene on tv >lady cuts and rips the buttons off of her skirt >”aw, she just ruined a really nice skirt…”
Just found out Universal Studios lets people get...
gryffinpuffluff: OH SWEET JESUS ALL I NEED NOW IS SOMEBODY TO MARRY-!!
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out.
I don’t wonder about what was going to happen next in Hanna is Not a Boy’s Name, I wonder about what was going to be in that damn art book.